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Jiang Ziya meets the West Marquis at the age of 80
and is conferred the title of Right Life Prime Minister.
Thank you, West Marquis.
The West Marquis next assembles men of righteousness. 5Gods Of Honour - Ep 26
to stage a mutiny against King Zhou.
He also names his kingdom "Zhou".
The West Marquis, Ji Chang, is to become Zhou Wen Wang.
Deep in his palace, King Zhou is unaware of the impending disaster.
He still dotes on Daji, the evil tramp.
Anxious, his ministers submit a joint petition.
But they end up being scorched by the hot furnace.
The loyal minister Bi Gan, tried time and again to dissuade the King.
Consequently the furious King Zhou expels Bi Gan from the palace.
Bi Gan, the long-standing pillar of the imperial Court,
has no choice but to retire.
Meanwhile, Su Hu has been racking, his brains to overthrow King Zhou.
Lacking help from capable men, he turns to the Wordless Divine Book
But all the book shows is "3-Eyed Celestial General".
Your Excellencies I've chopped the firewood.
- I'll serve lunch now. - Halt!
Look at you! Your third eye is protruding from the cloth!
Really?
Protect your own life! We can't keep reminding you!
I'll be more careful.
Why is it glittering? Is there a firefly there?
It's glittering again! It means something is going to happen!
Get it to stop!
I wish I could, but it's beyond my control!
Senior, wrap it for him. Add more cloth.
Troublesome! Come here!
Your Excellencies,
Jiang Ziya, Yin Shiniang, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi have come back.
They're now discussing matters with the Heavenly King Su Hu,
who wishes to see you right now.
Nezha is back? I want to see him!
What! Are you courting death?
Don't you know Su Hu is looking for the 3-Eyed Jinx?
To save your own life, you'd better cover your eye!
I dont wish to see it glittering when I come back!
Don't run about!
King Zhou is incompetent, ruthless, belligerent and lascivious.
Anybody has the right to eliminate him.
I came to invite you to join us in overthrowing him.
Good. That's exactly my intention too.
From now on, I'll take orders from you, the West Marquis.
All my troops in Jizhou shall be at your command.
Excellent!Thank you on behalf of all of our people.
Do not mention it.
Your Excellency, I have the Wordless Divine Book.
It reveals that someone can assist us
and he's stronger than 10,000 troops and horses.
Who is he?
A pity I've failed to find him. But he has several special traits.
First, he's illiterate.
Second, he eats seven dou of rice every day.
Sounds familiar.
Third, most strangely, he has three eyes.
Oh! The 3-Eyed Boy!
Do you know him?
Yes We grew up together.
No need to look for him. He's so near to us, right here in our camp.
I'll take you to him.
Sir, after you.
Senior, what shall we do?
Let's steal the Wordless Divine Book!
Don't let the 3-Eyed Boy gain the advantage!
I'll look like an injured soldier, and no one can see my third eye.
3-Eyed Boy, we're back!
Great! It's Flying Boy and Fire-Spitting Boy!
Forget about the bandage!
3-Eyed Boy!
Oh no! Disaster! I'm in for trouble!
What shall I do? Hide!
3-Eyed Boy!
What are you doing? Come out!
I'm,looking for something!
What? Don't hide! The Heavenly King is looking for you!
I'm looking for something!
The Heavenly King is coming!
Please come in. That's him.
Heavenly King
It's him?
He's illiterate.
I'll read you a poem!
He eats 7 dou of rice every day.
No! Just one dou enough.
You have 3 eyes, haven't you?
No I blinked and it disappeared.
You have it! Don't hide!
See it?
Good! He has three eyes!
What1 s the matter?
What's the matter?
Spare my life! I'm not the 3-Eyed Jink!
My wife is waiting for me at home!
What are you talking about? You're the 3-Eyed Celestial General.
If the Heavenly King wanted your life, we wouldn't have brought him.
We're not fools. Don't worry.
Please get up.
He has the physique of a celestial general indeed.
A celestial general!
Just like us!
- So I'm not a jinx? - Right?
But why did General Deng say I was a jinx?
How do we move the Wordless Divine Book?
Ask it!
The Heavenly King...
I remember it!
- It doesn't work. - What shall we do?
Use your hands!
It's stuck there!
What shall we do?
You're not a jinx The Divine Book says you are a celestial general.
What are you doing here?
We;re stuck!
Your Excellency, save us!
Serves you right! You deserve it!
My trust in you was misplaced! For your own selfish gains,
you deceived your superior and subordinates! It's unpardonable!
Yang Jian, I'll let your handle them.
Yes, Your Excellency.
As generals, instead of setting a good example,
you violated the law knowingly. You deserve twice the punishment!
I shall punish you on behalf of . the Heavenly King
to show that the military law must be observed
3-Eyed... I mean Celestial General,
we did it only out of greed. We did not mean you harm.
Please pardon us.
Your Excellency, we're sorry. Please do not behead us.
You are really wicked! My wife has been waiting for a reunion.
It's such a sad fate for her to lead the life of a widow.
As a woman too, don't you have any sympathy at all?
And you! You've been trying ways and means to scare me away.
You called me a jinx and frightened me out of my wits.
I was so anxious to return home in glory to see my wife
Did it please you to torture me?
You did all those wicked deeds and incurred everybody's wrath!
Do you realize your mistake?
Yes
- Will you mend your ways? - Yes.
Still, you must be punished.
The punishment is... immediate expulsion!
Yang Jian, aren't you going to punish them severely?
I have punished them severely by reprimanding them.
They have realized their mistake.
But..
Heavenly King, benevolence is invincible.
Very well. Get out at once!
Thank you, Heavenly King
Farewell.
The will of Heaven must be done.
Yang Jian, Heaven wills that you shall overthrow Zhou.
But as a general, you need wisdom.
I understand. I'll work hard.
I'll get even with him for us
Get lost! I'm in a bad mood. Don't make me kill you!
Junior, let me whack the dog for you.
Scram or I'll kill you with one kick!
It's your fault! Your shouldn't have threatened to kill him.
Sorry, I shouldn't have got in your way.
Go anywhere you wish. I'll go this way.
Sorry.
What's that.
Where are you going?
Junior,turn!
A gigantic bird!
It spits fire! Run!
Heroes forgive us if we've ever offended you!
Right. We can talk it over.
Spare our lives.
Don't be rude!
Master!
They're your fellow disciples.
They're beasts which you've recently subdued?
Yes, it happened after your departure.
How dare all three of you try to scare me, your senior!
Take note of it!
Chanyu, Tuxingsun, shouldn't you be at Su Hu's camp?
Why did you come back to look for me?
Master, we need your help.
Why?
Prime Minister. We've found the 3-Eyed General.
When are we launching an attack?
All three celestial generals have assembled.
Our immediate task is to assemble heroes from all over the land.
Next, we'll march towards Chaoge.
Good.
Sir, we may be celestial generals, but my lotus root limbs are stiff.
I can't even hold my weapons, not to mention fight a battle.
Precisely. All I can do is fly. I cant fight.
Though my third eye is powerful, it can't see all around me.
Be patient. Heaven knows what to do.
When will Heaven let me be flesh and blood again?
Nezha has his spear, but 3-Eyed Boy and I have no weapons
We need some weapons to defend ourselves.
I reckon that very soon, someone will send you weapons.
Really? That's too good to be true.
Deng Chanyu and Tuxingsun have returned with an aggressive priest.
They're here to challenge us.
They're still unrepentant.
Speak of the devil! Someone is offering himself.
Are you referring to the fierce- looking priest? You know him?
He is my junior, Shen Gongbao
Your junior? Why is he challenging us?
Your don't understand.
Though we're fellow disciples. we're very different in character.
Obsessed with occult powers,
he's capable of doing anything to lay hands on precious weapons.
Beasts that he keeps are daunting enough.
He's unscrupulous to attain his own goals.
We'll have trouble handling his pet beasts,
not to mention him.
Have no worry. I have a solution. Just come with me.
Your Excellency, we've suffered heavy casualties.
You may retreat.
3-Eyed Boy, are you convinced of my master's prowess?
Master, that 3-Eyed Boy is responsible for our plight!
Why won't you mend your ways?
Why are you repaying my kindness with enmity?
You're right. We came to exact revenge!
Going against my disciples is going against me!
Today, all of you shall die tragically on the spot!
Junior, it has been years since we last met. How have you been?
No wonder! It's with your support that they're acting so boldly.
I had the intention to kill them all.
But since you've made an appearance,
I'll consider our fellow discipleship.
If they surrender the Wordless Divine Book,
I will write off our vendetta and spare their lives.
Juniour, after all this years, you're still as evil as ever.
You're eyeing our treasure under the pretext of exacting revenge.
Cut the crap! Master. let's teach them a lesson!
Though people with different goals will not work together,
I still hope to avoid bloodshed on account of our fellow discipleship.
- Let's have a gamble. - How?
Each of us will send a subordinate to fight a duel.
If my side loses, I will present you with the Wordless Divine Book
Since you have come to a quick decision, I will accept it.
My stake shall be this double-edged forked sabre!
Since you set the rules of the duel, I'll decide on the venue.
This is the Divine Tripod made of a special metal.
Once it closes, no one can escape from within!
It shall be a duel to the death!
Who will you send?
Let me represent you. I possess the best skills here.
The young people aren't up to standard yet.
Mother, can you?
One of his disciples is a shorty and the other, a fatty.
I'll beat them hands down.
Take care.
Which of you will take me on?
You think I'll send one of them? You've been tricked!
Celestial Dog!
It's that dog! A tough fight it' ll be.
Priest, you're not honouring your word!
You're supposed to send a subordinate, not a beast!
Senior, you did not specify that the subordinate must be a human.
The Celestial Dog is my subordinate too!
Aren't you cunning?
Why can't a dog be a subordinate? Admit defeat if you're scared.
I am the General. Let me fight this battle.
The Celestial Dog is formidable. Can you handle him?
The double-edged forked sabre may be the right weapon for him.
Yang Jian, go.
Yes, Sir.
It's hovering above me How am I going to get up there?
I'll help you.
Celestial Dog!
Don't chase me! I'm scared!
I'm really scared! Stop chasing me!
Get away!
You've been tricked again.
The metal is capable of boosting the dog's prowess ten-fold!
I bet 3-Eyed Boy will be bitten to death by the dog.
3-Eyed Boy, nothing must happen to you!
Don't bite me!
Stop that! You're making me breathless!
Aren't you happy to see me? I missed you!
Shh! Your master thinks we're fighting. So lets fight
Don't bite me. My hand is breaking and my tummy is tearing apart!
Smart boy. Let me see whether you're just as obedient.
Salute.
Good boy. Again.
Lie down and roll.
Fantastic! Now, try something harder.
Come on, jump!
Terrific! But we've got to pretend to fight fiercely.
Let's have a race!
Come after me!
Help! Help!
I cant run anymore!
Look out!
3-Eyed Boy!
Celestial Dog, are you all right? I'm glad you're fine.
The dog is licking him!
Celestial Dog. are you rebelling?
I've told my little brother all about your wicked deeds!
He's your little brother?
Yes. We've known each other for a long time. We're buddies.
My little brother says he'll leave you to join us!
Atrocious!
O thought you would be in trouble. So you were confident of victory!
When did you become so cunning?
The Prime Minister told me to use my brains when face my enemy.
- Fantastic! - You bet
A teachable boy you are.
Come on, concede defeat! Surrender the weapon!
Thank you.
Junior, the duel has ended. Farewell
Wait!
Don't be a sore loser. Are you going back on your word?
Rubbish! I, Shen Gongbao, will never break my promises!
But I want another wager!
Do you have another precious weapon?
Of course!
I have this rare beast known as the Zool.
That beast?' It doesn't look like a cow or a horse! What shame!
We'd rather not have it.
Drop the idea, if you have no stakes
Save your energy.
Just ignore that man Let's go, everybody.
I don't mind topping up with the Thunder Gap.
Formidable! It suits me fine as its name is similar to mine.
If you like the weapon, go fight the duel.
Your Excellency, I'll meet him.
I'll take you on!
Let's see if you're good enough!
Qingluan Celestial Bird!
Sir, I'm not greedy. I think I'll give up the weapon.
One animal subdues other. You may be able to subdue it.
But it's much bigger than me. How can I beat it?
Do not worry. Go.
Flying Boy!
Qingluan what are you doing there? Go and peck him! It's a duel!
What's happening?
Lei Zhenzi is a male. but his feathers are female.
What am I going to do?
This is the Fire Phoenix Feather.
Fire Phoenix!
Junior you've lost again.
For decades, you've been obsessed with weapons and sorcery,
yet unaware of the existence of love.
The love between the birds is stronger that gold.
The reunion..
brings a harmonious tune!
Would they still do your bidding?
Atrocious! You've betrayed me!
Cut the crap! Surrender the precious weapon!
Come, come.
Great. Let's move on.
Wait! I've not had enough yet!
Master, another gamble? We have no more weapons left.
Don't lose everything It's time we sneaked away.
Shut up!
Jiang Ziya, I'm going all out to fight with you!
I want to recoup all my losses!
You've lost all your weapons. What do you have left?
I still have something.
There's nothing, Master.
You've lost everything.
- I still have them. - Master.
Master we're their enemies.
If you lose, we'll..
I am your master! All decisions lie with me!
If I lose, they will do your bidding and slave for you.
Are they of any use? One keeps eating and the other keeps drilling.
They'll only waste food!
Outrageous! Have I no stakes >to gamble with?
You have one more treasure. Master gave it to you before you left.
You're after my Divine Water?
Afraid you might, lose? Then keep it!
Right. Save it for yourself.
An old man like you can't possibly beat us.
Don't risk more losses. Quit the game. Let's go.
I'll gamble! You set the rules!
It'll be a gamble on lives.
Let's send one from each team.
Next, chop off his head and throw it high into the air.
If the head fits right back into the body and the person survives,
he wins the duel.
My turn first!
Senior, it's child's play to me!
Surprised I've made such an accomplishment within years?
Senior, your turn now!
Prime Minister, it's your turn.
I didn't say I could do it.
So why did you gamble?
You have no guts? Concede defeat then!
Surrender the Wordless Divine Book and all my weapons!
I can't do it but Nezha can.
Me? He can't!
Shiniang, don't worry. He's made from lotus roots
Like his limbs his head could be fixed too.
Very well! I'll take you on!
Fine! I'll meet you in the air!
Here! I come.
What's happened to Fire-Spitting Boy?
His body is here while his head is flying away!
Don't worry. Destined to be a celestial commander,
such simple tasks are nothing to that witty boy
Go strip Shen Gongbao now!
But why?
Do you want Nezha to be flesh and blood again?
Hurry!
Why are you stripping my master?
Hurry! Time is running out!
Quick.
Where is Shen Gongbao?
I'll run!
I'll bite you to death!
No! Don't bite me!
Help!
Your Excellency, we've stripped him.
Quick, swop their clothes and positions!
But why?
Do it quickly! There's little time left!
Your Excellency, it's done.
They're coming back!
Pretend nothing has happened
Feign ignorance.
Nezha, return to your body!
You almost swallowed my lotus root head!
How do you feel?
I can move so well!
What's happened? I can move so well.
What's happened to my limbs? What did you do to my body?
What are you doing?
Master! They swopped your clothes and body with Nezha's!
So I've become a lotus root human?
And I'm in real flesh and blood!
Thanks to the Prime Minister who swopped the two bodies.
You're great!
Do you like your new body?
It's a bit wrinkled and old, but I'll make do with it.
Jiang Ziya, you cad! You tricked me Into giving up my body!
Be careful old man. You might fling your hands off
Someone might pick them up and cook soup with them!
Dont be rude to your elder.
Junior, if you think it's a bitter pill to swallow,
I'll return you all the treasures and retain only the body
Relax. How about giving us the Divine Water?
We'll keep our promise and give you back your body
You won't be a lotus root human then.
Fine. You may have it!
Nezha, go. I swop the bodies back.
Still angry? Try hitting this! Break it!
Despicable!
Give me back my clothes!
I'll now use the Divine Water to make you flesh and blood again
Your Excellency, I'm in flesh land blood again!
In fact, I'm more powerful than I was! Thank'you.
Jiang Ziya! I lost only because of my own carelessness!
One day. I will recover all my losses.
Farewell!
Listen! We will exact revenge!
Right! We'll save our breath for the time being let's go.
Wait!
What is it?
Didn't you use your disciples as stakes? Surrender them!
Master...
I, Shen Gongbao, admit defeat.
They're your masters from now on!
No, Master.
Men! Take them away!
All three of you have got what you want.
Aren't you happy?
Thank you, Prime.Mimster!
Heavenly King, the auspicious hour has come.
Let's proceed to call the roll.
Your Excellency, am I to take over full military power?
Of course. Be my guest.
The conferment ceremony, commences now!
Nezha! Come and receive your rank!
You shall be the Chief Commander! Qingluan and Fire Phoenix are yours.
Yes, Sir!
Yang Jian, receive your rank!
You shalll be the Left Vanguard.
The double-edge forked sabre and celestial dog shall be your!
Yes, Sir!
Lei Zhenzi, receive your rank!
You shall be the Right Vanguard.
The Thunder Clap and the zool are yours!
Yes, Sir!
I, Jiang Ziya, vow to do my utmost to assist Wen Wang.
and overthrow King Zhou at all costs!
Heaven shall be my witness!
The Prime Minister is practising favouritism.
Why do you say that?
Lei Zhenzi has the Thunderclap and 3-Eyed Boy, the,forked Sabre.
I have no weapon. All I have is a pair of birds.
You've failed to recognize the birds' worth. They're the best.
I doubt it. They're just a pair of courting birds.
Nezha, you don't like the birds?
Of course not.
Their love is strong and steadfast. They're the swiftest pair.
One command from you and they turn into fire wheels
to carry you 3000 li within a day!
Can they do that?
Try them!
Very well!
Fire Wheels, hear my order!
Good!
It's really fun!
Coming up, Liu Pipa's vicious plan..
brings disaster on LI Jing's family!